// this screening is not a definitive tool for diagnosis
// are you easily distracted by external stimuli?
no / well, maybe / only when / a car drives by / a dog barks / something / is on the ground / I pick it up / like a magpie / sometimes / it’s a rock / but once / I found / a pink scrunchie / I washed it / before I wore it / like a sweater / I got from / a thrift store / itchy fabric / on my skin / caused a / rash / or am I / turning / into a zombie / pull my flesh / off / like a / Band-Aid / too scratchy / makes me feel / like I’m suffocating / turtleneck noose / around my throat / get it / off / before I / curl up / in a ball / and die.
// how often do you fidget?
if I am not moving / I will / die / tap tap tap / my #2 pencil / on the desk / keep the wheels / turning / hamster / in my head / pinch my cheek / between my teeth / tastes like / the third grade / blood gusher / strawberry / or / cherry / comfort in copper / pick / the skin / of my fingers / pull it / down / to my / knuckles / watch the blood / trickle down / onto my / favorite jeans / from JCPenny / with the rips / in the knees / roly poly / across the pavement / hit my head / again / perched in a chair / in the back / of the classroom / no one look at me / shiver and shake / burst / of / ardor / at midnight / how long / until I crash?
// do you tend to avoid or delay getting started on a new important task?
I would rather / rot / into nothing / than get up / and read / another word / 30 pages / feels like 300 / simlish / seems more feasible / to understand / than Shakespeare / does duolingo / teach simlish / I have over / 4000 hours / in the sims 4 / playing god / while being / played by god / the metaverse / is now / there / is / no / escape / from / this / hell / oh / never mind / I realized / I forgot / to eat / shovel / chicken nuggets / in my mouth / until / I’m no longer / hangry.
// how often do you lose, misplace, or damage something that's necessary in order to get things done?
I lost / the charger / to my computer / and it –
// error, test disrupted. results may be lost